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"I Can Feel the Boat" - ToroidalBoat & ICanFeeltheCosmos Adventures!

Discussion in 'Internet Fiction/Fanfiction' started by Anya, Jan 14, 2022.

  1. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    ITT, we create Buddy Adventure scenarios for TB & ICFtC.
     
  2. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Episode one: ToroidalBoat and I Can Feel the Cosmos are on a roadtrip, taking a desert bus to Nevada.
     
  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    wat :confused:
     
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  4. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    A guy with a blue shirt over his head looks over to the row of bus seats to his left.
    A small birb on a green inner tube looks back at him. The birb looks friendly.
    "Hello, I'm ICanFeelTheCosmos, what's your name?"
     
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  5. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    [incomprehensible bird noises]
     
  6. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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  7. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Suddenly the ground shakes, and the bus falls into a sinkhole. What our heroes don't realize is the sinkhole is caused by burrows dug by deadly monsters-- young women with careers from the big city, desperately looking for the true meaning of Christmas!
     
  8. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    Cosmos picks up the inner tube with the little birb
    "Come on, little buddy, let's get out of here"
    Cosmos runs into a recent college graduate with a stack of Excel printouts, she's muttering something about year end close
    "Ahh! An accountant!"
     
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  9. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    [splash]

    what was that?
     
  10. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    The white woman with the perfectly curled hair screeches, "I have everything I want, except for love!" and lunges to grab the inner tube.
     
  11. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    swiper, no swiping!
     
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    White woman runs into a perfect quality 2019 FIAT 500c and drives into the sunset with inner tube while Cosmos shakes his fist furiously
     
  13. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    ToroidalBoat gets to remove one inner tube from their inventory.
     
  14. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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  15. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    nah :cool:
     
  16. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    This is the first episode of your grand adventure, what better way to start than by getting your inner tube back from the main character of some Hallmark movie?
     
  17. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    if this is a Hallmark movie, does that mean TorBo and I have to open a bakery together?
    or I'm a secret prince and have to take TorBo back to my home country to meet my overbearing mother?
     
  18. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    It is also Tremors. You're in the middle of the desert and the Hallmark heroines are digging tunnels.
     
  19. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Is it?

    Or is it the end?

    What if there is no adventure?

    What if the cake is a lie?

    :thinking:
     
  20. Anya

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    Save something for sweeps week! Sheesh.