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Legal Jail of Fail

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ToroidalBoat, Aug 5, 2021.

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  1. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    It's another continuance?!

    What a shocking twist!

    (Also this is definitely the longest Chris has been away from home.)
     
    ToroidalBoat, Nov 18, 2021
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  2. Lucas Blakeman

    Lucas Blakeman Brave Lieutenant

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    What the hell is with the file cuck.swf?!
     
    Lucas Blakeman, Nov 18, 2021
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  3. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Did you used Windows Media Player?
     
    Skeletor, Nov 18, 2021
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  4. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Don't act so disappointed about the continence, guys. This just means you guys have more time to get the desert bus closer to it's destination before the sentencing.
     
    Cyan, Nov 18, 2021
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  5. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    wat
     
    ToroidalBoat, Nov 18, 2021
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  6. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    I’ve never been disappointed in Chris’s continence.
    There’s nothing in that department to be disappointed in.
     
    Henry Bemis, Nov 18, 2021
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  7. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    I wonder how chris is holding up under all.the stress?

    (Goes and reads the letters from jail.)

    Never mind, carry on.
     
    Minimal Effort, Nov 18, 2021
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  8. ToroidalBoat

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    Remember how many continuances past cases got?

    Chris could be in the Jail of Fail for awhile.
     
    ToroidalBoat, Nov 18, 2021
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  9. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    yeah, it takes about a year for these things to work through the court, so it will be late summer or early fall 2022 before this is concluded
    the only thing is, in the past, Chris was allowed to stay in his room at home as his case worked its way through the court
    this time, he's stuck in the Jail of Fail
     
    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704, Nov 18, 2021
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  10. ToroidalBoat

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    If they released Chris, that'd be a really stupid move as Chris would almost certainly go back to "healing" Barb in "the temple".
     
    ToroidalBoat, Nov 18, 2021
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  11. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Could be a whole year before we get any new Chris content.
     
    Skeletor, Nov 19, 2021
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    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    So uh, where is Chris getting the books that he's been reading from?
     
    Cyan, Nov 19, 2021
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  13. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    Jail has a library, he even has internet access for now, probably very locked down so he can't access adult material, but just because he's in protective custody doesn't mean he's not allowed to read a jail's library book in there.
     
    Very Honest Content, Nov 19, 2021
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    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Huh. I thought maybe weens were sending him books.
     
    Cyan, Nov 19, 2021
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    No
     
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  16. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    If his letters are anything to go by, Chris is doing alright in jail and seems to be outside of the general population and he might not have a cellmate. Prison will be a much different dynamic but it seems his delusions are doing most of the heavy lifting in the coping department. Perhaps the letter writing is helping as well, as according to Chris, most of the letters he gets are positive.

    Also, breakout saga when?
     
    One Too Many, Nov 19, 2021
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  17. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    What's this about anyway? :confused:
     
    ToroidalBoat, Nov 19, 2021
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  18. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    I still say going to jail is maybe the best possible thing for him. No internet trolls, interacting with real humans and basically being forced to read books for normies.
     
    Skeletor, Nov 20, 2021
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    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    I noticed he complained about the lack of paper a lot.
    Are you sure? He's literally pretending to be the return of Christ.
     
    Cyan, Nov 20, 2021
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    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    That’s not much crazier than his normal insane beliefs.
     
    Skeletor, Nov 20, 2021
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