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Meta Would Chris survive prison?

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by One Too Many, Aug 11, 2021.

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Would Chris survive prison?

  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  1. Vexing Devil

    Vexing Devil pokes you for 4 whether you like it or not.

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    they'll definitely get their share of bullying from other inmates depending on where they are sent but not every prison is like Oz for sure.

    keep in mind if they do get sent to prison and not a mental facility they will still probably receive counseling as part of their incarceration given their disabilities. with prison being a buffer from the weens, enablers, and white knights, along with the counseling and more than likely mandatory medication, they may turn around somewhat when it comes to their delusions but there will be a lot of social conditioning they will need to relearn to get away from their former lifestyle, though Chris has shown time and again that they tend to learn lessons the hard way.
     
  2. Vexing Devil

    Vexing Devil pokes you for 4 whether you like it or not.

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    Chris will most likely have to earn the privilege of using the computer like most other inmates do (through good behavior, doing work orders in the prison, etc.), and even on the off chance they do I'm fairly certain that the prison itself isnt gonna allow access to social media for inmates for security reasons not to mention his computer time will be logged and monitored. so I'm very certain that we won't get any online correspondence from Chris.
     
  3. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    There was an athlete who was in prison but wrote what he wanted to in a notebook and then mailed it to his girlfriend. She posted what he wrote to a blog. Of course what he wrote was monitored too, you have minimal rights in prison (the are some Constitutional rights for prisoners) and the guards are allowed to inspect anything.

    Yes, there might be a few people on the outside Chris can write to and they can post what he wrote online.

    Any computer or internet activity from prisoners would be supervised, and as mentioned, Chris won't be allowed to post just anything anywhere, and the prison can restrict what websites the inmates get to see and use.

    The only reason to give prisoners privileges is to get them to act in certain ways and to have something to take away if they break the rules. If Chris goes to prison it's because he didn't follow his probation terms, which means he probably wouldn't follow prison rules much better.
     
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  4. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    What if he converts to Islam in jail like Malcolm X.
     
  5. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Being Muslim means submission to Allah - not thinking of oneself as a "goddess".

    Also I think drawing pictures is "haram" (sin) in Islam.
     
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  7. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    Speaking of, I can imagine Chris’s visitations would at least get severely limited because of the dozens upon dozens of “distant cousins” who desperately want to visit.
     
  8. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    I feel like the cops are at least *somewhat* aware of Chris' notoriety, and would probably catch on that these "distant cousins" are just there to ween out and shout "JULAAAAY!" at Chris.
     
  9. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Just like Papa John's banned delivery to 14 BLC.

    Weens really need to get it through their thick skulls that no one is going to be "the next Clyde Cash".
     
  10. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Chris's next greatest trolls are going to be the poor unassuming folks that live in the flipped 14 BLC in the upcoming "MY HOUSE!!!!" saga.
     
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  11. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    Slight correction.
     
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  12. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    That's been the problem with the weens and trolls of Chris in the last 5 or so years. It went from "let's troll him to get a funny reaction out of him" to "LET'S HUMILIATE AND DESTROY CHRIS' MIND AND BECOME THE NEXT CLYDE CASH! LOLZ!"
     
  13. Vexing Devil

    Vexing Devil pokes you for 4 whether you like it or not.

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    all this does is just show how much of a shitty person they can be and still get no asspats for their exploitsafter its all said and done, some people would be better off heeding the "don't touch the poop" warning.
     
  14. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    You would *think* these weens would see, after the fiasco that was the Idea Guys, and how a good portion of their ranks were found out and put on blast on the Internet, that touching the poop isn't the best idea. But no, the thought of Internet ass pats and possible calls of "ZOMG! YOU'RE THE NEXT CLYDE CASH/LIQUID CHRIS!" seem to over ride that.
     
  15. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    It's a barbaric thing to say, but that's why you have to dox the friends and family of weens too. They don't care of the internet comes after them, but usually pressure from people they care about will get the to stop. Not saying it's a great solution, just a solution.

    But back to Chris in prison. What if this gives Chris the time to git gud at art and writing and learn about how copyright works? Even further, what if Chris takes those newfound skills, reboots Sonichu, and actually makes it great?
     
  16. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    What if the Merge actually happened, and we made a peace deal with Universe C-whatever, but it turns out that Chris is guilty of federal crimes he committed as an actual goddess and we have to imprison him for cross-dimensional war crimes?
     
  17. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    We'd have the Zodchu Saga lol.

    But for real, prison might actually be a good thing for Chris. Is Chris fucked up? Absolutely. Can Chris get better? Couldn't tell you.

    But I will say this: Chris's many methods of escapism over the decades have given him an easy way to avoid self-reflection. Now, there will be:

    No enabling parents

    No gal-pals paid by his dad to protect him

    No vidya to distract him from looking inward

    No internet to create a world built specifically for him in its own image

    No Sonichu comics to create a world built specifically for him in his own image

    No Legos to substitute for when he's too lazy to draw the comic (which is often).

    But Chris WILL have:

    Direct consequences for his actions, be it from other inmates or corrections officers (who are not at all known for being Napoleon complex-having assholes).

    Possible (and very likely) psychiatric help that he desperately needs.

    But most importantly, he will have lots and lots of time. If none of you have ever been locked up (inb4 powerleveling), trust me on this: time goes from running to a very slow crawl in there. That time gives a person a whole lot of time to think.
     
  18. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    VERY well put. Everything that Chris used to fall back on as excuses/comfort/etc are gone now. Now he'll *have* to just think...
     
  19. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    And even when they give you books, you have so much time to think that you eventually get tired of thinking the same thoughts over and over again that you start thinking new thoughts just to have something different. Even as narcissistic as Chris is, after a year of being left with nothing but his own thoughts and the constant perils of the American criminal justice system he will stop thinking his usual thoughts after a while.
     
  20. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    It *might* be one of the rare moments where the joke of "Is Chris getting better?" could possibly come into play.