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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Yawning Sneasel, Feb 29, 2016.

  1. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Over on KF it was said that CWC "lowkey stills hates da homos".
     
  3. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    Ripping off the tired trope of the self loathing homosexual still. Chris is always bereft of creativity in any of his incarnations.
     
  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Over on KF, @Hurtful Truth Level made a post that Chris also doesn't want to change the Idea Guys corruption, from the same delirious reasoning that it would somehow have real world impact. Or that it would force Chris to realize that fiction really is a word he seems to hate now - fiction. So whether or not CWC still doesn't like "da homos", he really does believe - or wants to believe - what @ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 called an "autistic butterfly effect".
     
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  5. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Does Chris ever get tired of his "psychic powers" being stuck at the "making rocks fall" stage? Does he ever lose hope in the "merge"?
     
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  6. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Escapism, it's a hell of a mind fuck.
     
  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    I think anyone living like a prisoner - and trapped in a hoard house with Barb and no hope for any future - could get fairly escapist...
     
  8. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Chris during the school years, college, and even after the Game Place ban had places that one could go to where there could of been some human interaction of some kind beyond just buying a long island iced tea or McDonalds burger. After incidents like Bob's death, the Gamestop macing incident, and the conventions there isn't much other places Chris could go to, with or without the COVID lockdown. Playing armchair psychologist behind a monitor, I could guess that without any human contact similar to that of Megan IRL or being outside the house long enough like at the Game Place, Chris only has escapist fantasies from video games, cartoons, and any shit fed from trolls such as the Idea Guys and none of that will really be healthy for Chris on top of anything else such as whatever lack of help there was for autism while growing up and whatever Chris gotten from trolls when it came to falling for their bait such as bluespike's.
     
  9. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Because of a joke in The Simpsons referring to "President Trump" before Lisa Simpson became president, Chris thinks she's going to win because Dimensional Merge. And so, if I gather correctly, he threw his vote away voting for her as a write-in.

    (physically speaking Chris is old enough to vote)
     
  10. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    he's been old enough to vote since 2000
    he's been voting for 20 years
     
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  11. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    He has been able, not sure what his record is of actually getting out and voting.
     
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  12. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    So how's Chris been taking the outcome of this election.
     
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  13. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Probably shitting and doing nothing about it, unless there is still enough "eid Pmurt eid" to go on in Chris.
     
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  14. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    How long did it take Chris to develop the theory of the Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor?

    Sarah Hammer being spoken for by Wes Iseli is well-known, and while it is conceivable Chris managed to extract the whole of the theory from this one pseudo-rejection, I'm personally not so sure. There's a dark period to the pre-formal Love Quest that we don't know a whole lot about, like those black girls at PVCC that he turned away, or that lesbian that (somehow) inspired Chris's hatred of gay males. The point being, it would make more sense for Chris to have approached several girls, all of whom had used the "I have a boyfriend" excuse.

    Or he was one-and-done. Either/or.
     
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    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Random ass guess, one-and-done was the lovequest but with all the "I have a boyfriend" excuses, Chris would just keep trying with a different lady and not realize they weren't interested. That could of happened but we did get that dang ol' Mary Lee Walsh and the jerkops getting in the way.
     
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  16. ToroidalBoat

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    Or Chris' obese ego refused to let him admit it, so instead of giving up, he resorted to "Attraction Sign" with specific "Boyfriend Free" policy. And because so many girls "already had a boyfriend", he also concluded "hmm yeah Infinitely High Boyfriend Factor".
     
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  17. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    This is the current (as of this post) picture of the now on the CWCki.
    December19PickleCandy.jpg
    Can somebody provide context for this? Is this the work of a ween? Or did an enabler brainwashed Chris into liking pickles? And is Chris a fan of Rick & Morty?
     
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  18. ToroidalBoat

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    Chris likes pickles??

    Classic Chris is almost a different person now...
     
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    LOL Chris Chan actually has a better sense of humor than both Linkara and the L33tstr33t Boys.