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Sonic the Movie Announcement

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Skeletor, Dec 10, 2018.

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  1. Major Tech Priest

    Major Tech Priest Adeptus Biologis studying Sonichu

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    Someone finally made a worthy edit
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    Major Tech Priest, Dec 13, 2018
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  2. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    Why the fuck does Sonic have nipples? Is he going for a Batman Forever look?
     
    HotaruThodt, Dec 13, 2018
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  3. Trilby

    Trilby Local Nut

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    So basically we're getting our generation's own Howard The Duck!
     
    Trilby, Dec 13, 2018
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  4. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    I'll just leave this here.

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    HotaruThodt, Dec 14, 2018
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  5. Major Tech Priest

    Major Tech Priest Adeptus Biologis studying Sonichu

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    Alright so update: Talked to the marketing guy I know, and he said the only thing thats being shipped out to theaters currently is this standee and the posters we've obviously been memeing. Past that, he expects more content to be pushed public around spring (March/April), and says whatever he gets early he'll give me full access to. Here's one at the local theater I do work at occasionally. (Sorry for it being sideways, for some reason the site here is only allowing it to be posted that way.) image0.jpg
     
    Major Tech Priest, Dec 15, 2018
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  6. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Chris mentioned the blarms in a tweet, but he’s not nearly as salty as I thought he would be.
     
    Skeletor, Dec 17, 2018
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  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    ToroidalBoat, Dec 17, 2018
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  8. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    There's some salt, but chris goes on to pretend sonichu hates the movie too. Twitter's chris's only outlet these days so we aren't going to get anything better than this. Its easier for him to type a few words with his fat fingers than to get the camera and jump around.
     
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    YamchasOnlyFan, Dec 17, 2018
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  9. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    "A few" words?
     
    ToroidalBoat, Dec 17, 2018
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  10. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    well, yeah. Twitter rants are stupidly long but they're less work than setting up the camera, moving shit out of the way, standing up... I mean, chris just did a treadmill video today so he's surely exhausted.
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    YamchasOnlyFan, Dec 17, 2018
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  11. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    It's funny how Chris can never not TL;DR.
     
    ToroidalBoat, Dec 17, 2018
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  12. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    He also claims Sonic himself hates the movie...which makes me wonder if Chris will claim to be married to Sonic next.
     
    HotaruThodt, Dec 17, 2018
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  13. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Odds that Chris will see the movie: 100%
    Odds that he will complain about it: 100%
    Odds that Chris will buy the promotional merch: 100%

    According to the Cwcki Chris bought Sonic Boom despite the blarms and the assault, Chris couldn't possibly pass up on seeing his life long hero on the silver screen.

    Edit: Chris is being anal about the shoes yet mentions nothing about how lanky sonic's legs are or how the second poster is literately shot from the perspective of sonic's dick.
     
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    One Too Many, Dec 17, 2018
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  14. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Part of me says 'Why wouldn't he? You walked the whole crazy mile, why not take one more step?' while another says 'Why would chris want to downgrade from the sonichu mutant that can mind rape people?'

    That would mean a second draft or thinking ahead.
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    YamchasOnlyFan, Dec 17, 2018
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    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    That's the same approach he uses when drawing.

    If he were an actor he'd think everything could be done in the first take.
     
    ToroidalBoat, Dec 17, 2018
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    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    "I'm very influential."
    The audacity...
     
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    YamchasOnlyFan, Dec 19, 2018
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  17. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    look me up.

    Should they ignore all google results or not, Chris?
     
    Very Honest Content, Dec 19, 2018
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  18. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    Maybe he meant "I'm very flatulent".
     
    HotaruThodt, Dec 19, 2018
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  19. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    The local gym found that out real quick.
     
    YamchasOnlyFan, Dec 19, 2018
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    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    "Y'all should know me by now, but if you don't..."
     
    Uncle Frank, Dec 19, 2018
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