YouTube 10-26-2018: Dimentional Merge Announcement video

My god what a video, I could write a book but since I’m pretty sure this site has a character limit I’ll do my bullets.

• Our world and a fantasy world where Chris is important are about to collide and shit will hit the fan. EVERY fictional character ever created by everyone ever will be there. If anyone needs me, I’ll be going shot for shot with Han Solo at the cantina.
• So Chris decides who lives and who dies, but don’t worry, unless you’re a (most likely US) politician you’re ~probably~ ok.
• You know for someone who claimed to be a devout Christian for the entirety of their 20s and some of their 30s, Chris should probably know the name of Jesus’ parent, and it’s not a big shock it’s a woman (spoiler: it’s Mary)
• Chris believes having a ususally benign medical condition is a sign of being a diety of a demension and not a sign that you should drink more water.
• Every game console invented ever has a CPU. I call dibs on being the CPU of the Phillips CDi.
• Chris doesn’t want us to shoot people because “that’s not cool.”
• “This is coming from my heart” *points to lower part of lungs*
• Chris tells us to not panic. He does decide who lives and who dies and I’m not as active on KF anymore nor am I the POTUS so I think I’m ok.
• Chris loses it briefly when discussing a list of tweets, mumbled nonsense while flailing arms, it’s weird and concerning.
• LEAVE
• MEGAN
• ALONE
• FFS
• Megan is the CPU of a red Nintendo console only released in Germany. There is no reason that a Japanese company, with its two biggest consumers being Japan and the US, would release anything in Germany exclusively.
• Chris made a joke about making a joke about this video and it actually got me. I laughed.
• Megan is CPU red heart from some island nation a few miles off the coast of Virginia, born from a German exclusive console produced from a Japanese company. If she has any questions (I’m not sure how, everything was so clear and concise) she just gotta pray on it.
• Ever fictional super villain will attack when the world’s merge, but Don’t. Panic. Chris (who couldn’t handle a job at Wendy’s) can handle it.

BRB creating a quadrillonaire OC who is aware of this merge and will drop us all a check for 5 billion USD each when they meet me. You’re all welcome.

 

This is what Chris actually believes!

 

I forgot when i checked back in before today but to see this come up is not what i was expecting

 

Vidya characters coming into our dimension? Chris better prey he doesn't run unto this, for the sake of his bowels.

 

That, every lovecraft monster, every version of Cthulhu, Satan, zombie virus, and Dracula. Not just the originals, but every fan made version too. The world be end faster than you can blink. (Though it would be funny if Bob Chandler rose from the grave as a zombie)

but this is chris's make believe CWCverse, so it only has the characters he's heard of and likes. Steven Universe is excluded because he doesn't like it enough, for example.

 

Check out the enclosed instruction book, indeed!

 

The Rapture: I sleep
World War Three: Tea and toast
Autistic Dimensional Merging: REAL SHIT

Nice of the great director to invite us over for a q-sand, eh Sonichu?

 

I hope Barb's made lotsa spaghetti!

 

I think I'm going to OC a version of me that has a shit ton of money and a huge dick before this merge. I mean, on the off-chance that this does go down, a little Pascalchu's Wager couldn't hurt.

And Pibot, have I mentioned recently that I love your play-by-play and that you have a talent for this in-depth of Chris translations?

 

My OC has ALL the vidya and does sex with girls

 

My OC is a furry.
So basically, the same thing.

 

Is there a TI-83 CPU animu girl?

 

How about a Vic 20?

 

The Gizmondo God is a sentient Enzo Ferrari that's split in half and is also somehow part of the Sweetish mafia. It is the god of money laundering and handheld consoles that burn your hands.

 

They'd talk like William Shatner.

"Unlike games it has a real keyboard..."

 

Does something like this dinosaur of a computer have a cpu animu girl?

 

That would work!

Oh, love to see that!

 

Part of me wants to see is somebody could make a Neptunia version of the Zuse 3 analog computer

 

How about a Virtual Boy goddess?
Her very appearance hurts your eyes!