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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

  1. CIAStoreOwner

    CIAStoreOwner Well-Known Member

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    What if CWCville gets nuked?
     
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  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    nah

    it's protected by the power of love and friendship
     
  3. CIAStoreOwner

    CIAStoreOwner Well-Known Member

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    If that's the case, then why did we have the Lunar Missile Crisis?
     
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  4. flowers for sonichu

    flowers for sonichu Better person than Chris

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  5. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    Then Chris better know that the safe word is "Kukri".

    What if Classic (past) Chris met his current trans and pony-obsessed self? Would Classic be disgusted or would he lose his Virgin With Rage status?
     
  6. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    We'd witness dueling curse-ya-meh-has as Past chris would be repulsed by the thing that kinda looks like him but super gay, while Current Chris is disgusted by all the 'hate' past chris is throwing at him.
     
  7. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    So what you are saying is that it would be an autistic slap fight for the ages.
     
  8. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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  9. Aesthetic

    Aesthetic v a p o r

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    The real question is: who would you root for?
     
  10. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Both of them to drop dead from a heart attack from the exertion involved.
     
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  11. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    What if they tried to combine Hitler's DNA with CWC's?
     
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  12. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    A final solution of one.
     
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  13. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    Chritler

    What if every single person that had blocked Chris staged an intervention for him?
    "It's not the haters and bullies, Chris, it's YOU!"
     
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  14. Charlotte Sheen-chan

    Charlotte Sheen-chan Christory Major with a Minor in Not Giving a F$%&

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    (I apologize if I'm repeating anything but haven't combed through all 50 pages of this thread yet.)

    • What if Chris turns out to be a more masterfully dedicated troll than any of his trolls and actually planned this whole thing from the ground up for years?

    • Similarly, what if he's just a part of an elaborate decade-spanning ARG?

    • What if Chris is just a collective hallucination of the masses?

    • What if Chris is the dissonant element as a clue to the dream and/or simulated nature of reality?

    • What if Chris is the karmic reincarnation of a brilliant-minded scholar/leader from decades/centuries ago who abused his power and terrorized the population?

    • What if Chris is actually an alien stealthed to Earth to be a potential spy but got distracted by cartoons and videogames?

    • What if Chris is a child savant character in an M. Night Shyamalan movie?

    • What if Chris is the first most stable successful test of an animal-to-human transition surgery?

    • What if Chris is secretly a test subject for a secret government test of a new powerful drug?

    • What if Chris is secretly a test protoype advanced android from any of the big tech companies?

    • What if Chris in his Obfuscating Autism is keeping tabs on all openy accessible online conversations about him? And reading this very thread right now as a lurking guest?

    • What if Chris is the sane one and we're all dettached from reality?

    • What if we are all fragments of Chris's soul?

    • What if all of Chris's dialogue is actually coded messages?

    • What if Chris is real and we're all manifests of his imagination?

    • What if Chris eventually becomes a bona fide serial killer/rapist/bomber/school shooter/ISIS recruit?

    ...

    OK, wow, ending this post now. WTF brain? o_O;;
     
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  15. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Dude... lay of the L.S.D.
     
  16. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    To answer questions: no
     
  17. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    Short answer - what @One Too Many said

    This idea has circulated for years. There is 3rd party evidence (Sonic Sez sweepstakes clip on the news, arrest records, Tale of the Crazy Pacer, stories from a teacher and some of his classmates) from before Chris gained his internet notoriety that yes, he is in fact as weird and unreal as all the accounts point out.

    There were forum members on KF from the Charlottesville area who said Chris has been the village idiot and locally infamous for years.

    That said, if you meet him in person, he's very boring, as people who have met him IRL have said. And he doesn't keep his hands to himself (ask Megan or the people at Too Many Games last year) and has inappropriately touched both men and women.
     
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  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    What if the Financhu Crisis never happened?

    Ignoring for a moment just how unlikely that is, would Chris still have retreated into the Dimensional Merge crap as much, or at all?
     
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  19. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    I think if the Financhu Crisis never happened Chris would be more or less like he was in the classic days, but as a tomboy/trans. I read the Dimensional Merge and the escapism surrounding it at least in part as a coping mechanism for the financial pressures and having to take care of Barb. The Financhu Crisis really came out Bob's death with no one looking after the finances. True, the house fire was a large part of it but that might not have happened if the house wasn't in the state it was in such that there wouldn't be an extension cord running over the door triggering the fire.

    The real question is if Chris were to get a steady income and take care of his debts would he be in a better place? Perhaps not, perhaps financial issues are just inevitable as Chris lacks any responsibility but at least we might get more of the comic and perhpas Chris would be able to be a bit more rational but that's really asking a lot.
     
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  20. Charlotte Sheen-chan

    Charlotte Sheen-chan Christory Major with a Minor in Not Giving a F$%&

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    Yeah, true.

    Plus, at one point I know he actually did try to make it look like he was trolling the trolls – the 'Rollin' and Trollin' vids' trying to play it cool – and failed pretty massively, as usual.

    Alan Resnick he ain't. :cwl:
     
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