Legal 3/23/2018 - Trespassed at Fashion Square Mall / banned from End Games

If Clyde could make Chris shit his pants over the phone, imagine what kind of reaction chris would have to Dredd.

 

Well after the pepper spray incident it looks like he will have to draw blood, an innocent bystander or his own will suffice (Hail Khorne), for something to actualy be prosicuted at this point.

 

It was posted he's in some tard rage program now, in lieu of jail so this is his last chance (for real legally speaking)

 

Anger management programs are temporary fixes for chris. Most people who take them (or at least those who take them seriously) make a conscious choice to use those lessons in their lives. Chris is a self-centered hedonist who can't accept responsibility without the threat of a belt being waggled in his face. 1-2 months tops after this program's over he'll be back to normal, like nothing happened.

 

I'm kind of torn on this whole thing. On the one hand, it's not fair that Chris gets to do all this and not suffer consequences like the rest of us. On the other hand, Chris suffering real consequences for this would possibly end this crazy adventure we've all been on with him.

 

TBF, all adventures must come to an end. This one should have been put down about 15 years ago.

 

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How does this work? Does Chris have to file papers or show up in person to request a continuance?

 

Does the U.S. court system seriously not have anything better to do?

 

Is this court in Virginia or in CWCville? I honestly can't tell the difference anymore...

 

At this point i would say they don't or perhaps Chris's "stress" is contagious

 

I keep saying the same thing, but then Chris does something insane like make an "acrobatic sexual prowess" video, or go "reeeeeeeee" in a witch's tunic because of Jessica Quinn.

 

This next case will take place a day before his warrant in debt case.
Maybe the dimensions will merge before this case ever concludes.

 

Perhaps he is thinking the caes will conclude just as the merger occurs to pull his fat ass out of the fire.
That or a massive heart attack.

 

I'm a little curious if chris will go to one, then forget the other. Then again I'm also curious why chris even bothers going to these court cases when he's going to be reborn as god-empress Sonichu.

 

wow

the courts really don't want to deal with CWC

 

I don't blame the court for not wanting to deal with chris.

Imagine being chris's doctor though... buuuuh.

 

Or whoever's unlucky enough to have to deal with his possessions when he eventually passes away.
DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS!

 

I feel especially sorry for his gynecologist.