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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

  1. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

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    I think 1 to 3 would most likely be what Chris would wish for.
     
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  2. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    #5 was 'wish Bob back to life' but I think the first 3 are just too alluring for him.
     
  3. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

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    I'd wish Bob back to life. He wasn't that bad and honestly- Didn't deserve to go the way he did.
     
  4. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    I'd wish him back too. Imagine him coming home, magically back in perfect health and finds chris dancing around in a dress and calling himself a lesbian. Oh god... the shit storm that would rage throughout the chandler household. And you know a guy like Bob could love Donald Trump
     
  5. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    What if Chris used the money made on the Pokemon cards to buy a PSVR?
     
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  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Loud nurses are dangerous.

    But really, dying while covered in bug bites isn't exactly pleasant.
     
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    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    He'd be angry over having to move about to play and it would be assimilated into the hoard
     
  8. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    So is Barb like the Locutus of the hoard?
     
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  9. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    "Hey ya'll, I am Locutus of Hoard. You will buy my Amiibo figures. Resistance is futile."
     
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  10. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    What if Chris led a Mad Max gang?
     
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  11. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    They’d scavenge the wastelands for vidya. “Just walk away....hmm yeah...”
     
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  12. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

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    What if Sonichu became great again?
     
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  13. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    What do you mean "again", its never been great. Mediocre at best, a war crime against nature at worst.
     
  14. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

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    I don't know. I actually really liked how genuinely bad volumes 1-4 were. They, to me, were so bad that they were great.

    Edit: Also the recent Sonichu really doesn't have the charm older Sonichu did... So when I say "great" I mean. No ponies and other bullshit like that.
     
  15. Sonichu

    Sonichu You don't have to tell me twice!

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    What would it take for Chris to start writing sub episodes again?
     
  16. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    financial security, a gal pal to impress with his comic, and no dang dirty trolls telling him he sucks. ... and now probably a dick to suck.
     
  17. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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  18. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

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    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    What if Chris follows through with his exercise thing he's got going at the moment?
     
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