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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

  1. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Since when did a Weston Chandler have any luck with the legal system?
     
  2. Harrison Gentleman

    Harrison Gentleman Old-School Gentleman

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    What if there was a Sonichu fan game like Sonic Dreams Collection or one of those fan made ROM hacks of 2D Sonic games, but with Sonichu?
     
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  3. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Give it time.
     
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  4. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    what if chris is actually /ourguy/
     
  5. Deleted User 0007

    Deleted User 0007 Well-Known Member

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    What if Chris's duck was actually a stopped clock telling us that it's 5pm
     
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  6. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    Then that raises a shit ton more questions like "why does he have a clock for a penis?"
     
  7. southernfriedweirdo

    southernfriedweirdo Finger-lickin' good

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    What if Chris became attached to an entirely different game series instead of Sonic, before he found Pokemon? Let's use Mega Man for this.
     
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  8. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    We'd have Chris Man, Mega Man's long lost brother who was built by Dr. Chandler. Go forth and blast to the extreme!

    It really wouldn't be different. Eventually chris would incorperate bits of sonic, pokemon, and eventually MLP because autistics are drawn to brightly colored cartoons like those. the main focus would have the main characters as robots but it would still be a confusing, disconnected mess that's more like a recording of chris's power fantasies than an actual story. Although it would be less creepy since the characters would look human.

    No idea but it would probably sound like this: "Dick dock dick dock dick dock.."
     
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  9. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    What if what if? What if what if what if? What if! What if...
     
  10. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

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    What if Chris never met Megan?
     
  11. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    hm... that would mean the first big saga would never happen and trolls wouldn't have that first big show of his autism regarding the porn he did of her. Potentially, chris never would have become the famous lolcow he is now. There is a chance the trolling could have happened regardless with Sonichu being passed around on 4chan and chris being his old oblivious self, but there wouldn't be that first big amazing tire fire to get us off the ground.

    Supposing it resulted in him never being found by the trolls or the trolling never became what it did: things oddly would be worse off for chris as of this date. Bob would still be dead, and chris wouldn't have the popularity he enjoys... the popularity that allows him to sell garbage on Ebay for hundreds of dollars or nets him 800 bucks a month on patreon.
     
  12. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    What if Chris took up swordfighting/fencing?
     
  13. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    The phrase "You'll poke your eye out" comes to mind.
     
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  14. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Oldie but a goodie.

    What if Chris was introduced to hallucinogenics?
     
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  15. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    That's basically his mental state anyway
     
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  16. Sakura97

    Sakura97 Well-Known Member

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    What if Chris found all 7 Dragon Balls? What would he wish for?
     
  17. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    upload_2018-2-22_21-14-6.png
     
  18. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    In descending order of likelyhood, chris would wish for:
    1. A slave-wife who'd take care of him.
    2. Make himself a true woman.
    3. either make cwcville/sonichu real or send him to his imaginary world forever.
    4. send him back in time to relive highschool
     
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  19. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Ever since the gal-pal emails were leaked he no longer likes thinking of Manchester High.
     
  20. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    it is the most unlikely of the 4, yes.