FB 11/15 - Operation BARBarossa

what is Chris anymore? Is Chris going to go from female lesbian soul trapped in a man's body to shaving his head and putting on a sonichu armband? Is this the final form of true nazism? so we all know the plans right? This time instead of Billy Mays, we get Adolf Hitler's ghost elected as Mayor of CWCville.

 

I mean nazis are all retards so perhaps it's fitting of Chris.

But really, this is just like an adult person teaching an unsuspecting child to say explicit words, and laughing when they do. It's neither clever, nor funny. And you don't even have him actually audibly saying the words, just typing them on Facebook. Another rehased sweet heart saga would've been more amusing than this shit.

 

yeah, I mean the second I read this I knew it wasn't Chris making this post. Chris is literally the kid who described WWII as "a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!".

 

Do you think he's been legit hacked, or that he's just parroting something a ween put in his ear?

 

Oh boy, that's a tough one. Judging by the wording I would say the latter, as the post still contains Chris' usual syntax and way of "Speaking", but someone sure as hell is whispering in his ears. the fact he's mentioned the remove kebab song and even danced to it is impossible for Chris, as the song itself is for serbs or /k/ommandos as a very niche meme.

 

As out of character as all this is, Chris hasn't been hacked. Chris recently did a dance video to Serbia Strong, which for those not in the know is widely held as an Anti-Muslim meme. That simply can't be coincidence. So one of two things is happening.

1. Chris is being spoon fed tweets by a ween who I assume is his secret sweetheart. (but they are certainly posing as an eligible woman.
2. (far more unlikely) Chris will unveil how much he likes Polandball and its Serbia character. He will have no context for the REMOVE KEBAB meme associated with that. He probably has no idea Serbia is suppose to be a racist character.

 

I finally understand it now. Chris is telling a Sonichu episode in text rather than in comic form like he did on the CWCipedia.

 

He seems to lift so much from Adult Swim but really only understands probably 10% of it. I guess that's the autism, he doesn't get it but in his mind "these are cartoons for adults and if I watch them I'm cool."

 

Well, to be fair, you need to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty.

 

Inmates? No, those are factory workers. This is just an innocent, albeit unusually screamy, pie factory.

 

So is all of this happening in his mind? He really has gone batshit insane (i aint reading that short story of a post until later, fuck that)

 

ALRIGHT DAMNIT JIMMY EAT WORLD IT IS!!

 

Please tell me you are being sarcastic.

 

I want to know how did this Operation BARBarossa plan work?

 

Chris really is a "parrotkin."

 

I think this is just Chris's ploy to make us miss the Sonichu page uploads.

 

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Well that does it for me, I can finally die a happy man.

 

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