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Patreon 10/28 - Night Star Rosechu

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, Oct 28, 2017.

  1. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

    FTFY.
     
  2. I'm only surprised it took until the end of 2017 before this kind of shit happened.
     
  3. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

    You would never know that by watching chris run.
     
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  4. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

    I'm surprised he hasn't done a Lego issue, especially after he was regularly pouring hundreds of dollars into Lego sets a year or two ago.
     
  5. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

    He might even be able to draw that, it's just squares.
     
  6. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

    Okay, how many Mary Sues does Chris need?
     
  7. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

    Too damn many
     
  8. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    Chris would likely make up some amethyst-related overpowered character -- with ALL THE PSYCHIC POWERS -- since amethyst is the birthstone of "Christian Love Day," and Chris' class ring.

    (I've never seen the show, but I know gemstone-related people are involved.)
     
    Last edited: Oct 31, 2017
  9. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

    All of them.
     
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  10. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

    So now that Chris has explained how Pony Christine came to be, the metaphysical floodgates have opened. I’d be prepared for Lego Christine, Little Big Planet Christine, Sailor Christine, Achient Egyptian Card playing Pharoh Christine, Excel Christine, sassy 50s housewife Christine.....
     
  11. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    I am genuinely surprised that there is not a list of all of Chris' stand-ins on the CWCki.

    CWCki editors, you've got a new task at hand.
     
  12. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    The "Chris and his Ego" article has a partial list.
     
  13. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

    Metal Gear Chris, Metal Gear Chris: Revengeance Birth By Decodation, Malibu Chris, 25th Anniversary Christmas Edition Chris....
     
  14. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

    Pocket CWCs.
     
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  15. Trilby

    Trilby Local Nut

    Love it when Chris fucks up!

    Maybe it'll come full circle if he'll shoehorn in the American Rabbit characters while we're at it!

    If he could manage that.

    G.I.Chris with Kung-Fu Grip!
     
  16. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

    Get your Chris Chan action figure now! He sits! He eats! Comes with his own mini hoard! Some assembly required, dignity and batteries not included. From Hasbro.
     
  17. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    I'd imagine a southeast Asian bootleg company to produce Chris toys, not Hasbro.
     
  18. Trilby

    Trilby Local Nut

    Perhaps they'll copy Hasbro's old 80's logo and it's literally Siamese Twins!

    EDIT: In case someone asks, I'm talking this...
    Hasbro_1978.png

    Really, I thought they were connected at the butt!
     
    Last edited: Nov 1, 2017
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  19. Deleted User 0007

    Deleted User 0007 Well-Known Member

    Tfw even a Chinese knockoff of the sonichu medallion is still better then the original
     
  20. Trilby

    Trilby Local Nut

    Would be. And more competency in painting (hopefully).