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The DANG DIRTY IMPOSTOR plumber

 

I thought it was just CWC speak for "plumber"

 

I thought PVC wouldn't have a problem with those chemicals, turns out I was wrong

 

It was before the fire. The current status of the 14 BLC bathroom facilities is currently unknown.

 

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"That Feeling of forcing yourself to Talk to That Woman!
Oct 29 at 3:01pm
From Unicorn Night Star to Human Night Star, go talk to Your Diamond Melody Now!"



TL Note: Kawaii means cute

 

She is so Kawa the second...ccuted.

 

So ...

Counting Sonichu and one of the little shitstain abominations (Robbie), Chris has how many blatant Mary Sues now?

Sonichu
Robbie
Chris-Chan
Chris-Chan Sonichu
Christine
Night Star
Human Night Star - Christine Night Weston Star Chandler (????)

7?

I know I should add all the other Sonichus and Rosechu and whatever, but the ones listed are the ones that are basically just a palette swap of Chris.

 

Does the picture give anyone else the feeling like they've missed something halfway through? He definitely could've done better with this one.

 

Don't forget to put Sammy on that list.

 

Sammy is fat so he's obviously completely different and inferior to Chris.

 

Chris dosesn't understand the basics of storytelling or character development (yeah, totally new information there.) Therefore the good guys are all bland, nice goody-goodys while the bad guys are all 'hrrrrr I'm evil oh I love kicking puppies' and you can flip between these two extremes like hitting a light switch. Nuance and complexity are anathema to chris's style.

 

FIFT

 

That could be said of a lot of things Chris has done.

"He definitely could've done better--The Christian Weston Chandler Story"

 

There's the Christine doll, the Buylanders avatar, that orange early MLP CWC, that LEGO avatar with wings...

Too much effort is not the Charb style.

 

There was a really good recent Squidbillies episode with a very interesting conversation.

Early Cuyler: "We're doing this the Cuyler way!"
Granny Cuyler: "I don't think we should do this the Cuyler way. I think we should look at people more successful than the Cuylers and try doing it their way."
Early Cuyler: "I only know the Cuyler way!"

 

That 'hardly' cracked me up.

Also, if these two are so 'omg plz nerf' powerful, what do they even need the others for besides grunt work? Oh yeah. Chris can't write worth a shit so he needs a deus ex machina to keep the plot going.

 

Magi-Chan is the best character hands down tho

 

It cracked me up too when I read it