8/5 - Doopie insists to Chris that she is not his friend, shares his emails on KF

Credit to Manly-Chicken at KF for the screencaps and links.


https://twitter.com/DoopieDoOver/status/894003364135976961
http://archive.is/aOaQ3
http://archive.is/TM58v

 

Welp ... RIP Sonichu updates.

 

Oh-ho, I can see the reactions now...

 

So to start, I've been following this closely and in my view there are three factions to blame: Chris for being his usual creepy self, Weens for being weens (whats new there?) and Doopie herself for getting involved with Chris in the first place (because as far as i can tell, she knew about Chris before dealing with him and decided to do business with him anyways). Now, before this I was actually shocked at how well Doopie was handling the situation with almost an unnatural level of professionalism, and not letting the weens or Chris get to her. But now, it seems she's reached her boiling point. the question is: How will Chris take this feedback, and will he continue his advances towards her or finally take a rather gigantic fucking clue and leave Doopie alone?

 

Ooh, that's ice cold! And that's only the icing on this shit cake!

Please tell me the cake is just the shit icing!

 

Doopie is on KF sharing Chris's emails.

 

I wonder how the internet will respond to this magnum opus! Doopie's been acting quite a bit like Chris lately.

Gee, thanks Doopie!

 

The dumpster fire has reached critical mass.

 

Christ, i honestly didn't think Doopie would go this far.... You've really dug up a deep grave for yourself this time, haven't you Chris?

 

"I regret the way I replied. I know, I was being a fucking idiot. Either way, I blocked him on everything and thought that it would end everything but again, I'm a fucking idiot. I need to learn to stop being nice to people lol."

 

@Hurtful Truth Level are there any replies back from Doopie herself or are all of them just Chris spamming her inbox?

EDIT: nvm you beat me to the punch

 

They kept warning and warning her of the dangers of having a vagina and talking to the mighty Chris Chan, but did she listen? Fuck no!

 

He thinks he's bending paper with his mind waves.... Anyone have an explanation for that one? I personally think he's holding it in his hand, and as time goes on and he tries harder, he just kinda begins to ball up his fist and doesn't realize he's doing it.

 

Q&A:

 

After cutting his taint to free his soul vagina, this is pretty tame.

This is also the greatest day of my life. You had a great run, Day My Son was Born.

 

I know, right? It's insane how much brain power goes into involuntarily balling your fist with paper in it! IIITZ BRAAIIIIN POWUURZZ!!!

 

To be honest at this point I have no words. Also, if this wasnt considered a saga before, it damn well should be now.