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Patreon 7/7 - Why Chris stopped making sub-episodes

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, Jul 7, 2017.

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  1. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

    screenshot-www.patreon.com 2017-07-07 20-33-05.png
     
    Hurtful Truth Level, Jul 7, 2017
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  2. Blank

    Blank The Charles Dickens of Disco.

    This was already known, but I suppose it's a good confirmation.

    Also props to Barb, if only so we didn't have the wallow through Chris' flights of fancy about trying to pick up girls in the Get-Tar Region. No, instead we now get flights of fancy as Chris has magically gained a pair of Power Girl-caliber knockers and all of his rodent familiars get to have happy mutant rodent fuck buddies....

    ...no. No, this is worse. I take that back, this is all your fault, Barb.
     
    Blank, Jul 7, 2017
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  3. Erika

    Erika RL incel hunter

    Is it wrong I think the whole situation of this post is sad as shit for all the reasons? (Ok not the reason of poor Jennifer Garner for not seeing Chris attraction sign) but still so fucked...
     
    Erika, Jul 8, 2017
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  4. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    tbh the sub-episodes were the best things
     
    Uncle Frank, Jul 8, 2017
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  5. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

    Fuck you Barb! You took away the best thing about Sonichu
     
    QuiltGuilt, Jul 8, 2017
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  6. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

    I just went back and read these, funny as shit
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Jul 8, 2017
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  7. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

    Oh Chris we have the CWCki, we already knew that.
     
    Princess Celestia, Jul 8, 2017
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  8. Alan Smithee

    Alan Smithee Well-Known Member

    This story must be close to joining 'Miracle Monkey Baby' and 'Daddy Invented Plastic' in Chris'tard's pantheon of fascinating anecdotes about himself.
     
    Alan Smithee, Jul 8, 2017
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  9. Spork

    Spork Well-Known Member

    Keep in mind Chris actually ended up in legal trouble after the Target incident and only stopped using the sign because he met Megan a short time later
     
    Spork, Jul 8, 2017
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  10. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

    Sub-episodes died for the sins of a brute male adult autistic-child in his quest for a woman to freely sexually harass in public.

    Unfortunately the parenting attempt came far too little, far too late to do any long term good as Chris was far too down the path to what some refer to as 'true forced loneliness' to make any difference.
     
    Very Honest Content, Jul 8, 2017
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  11. InklingTits

    InklingTits daddy's inkies

    He cant even type properly....
     
    InklingTits, Jul 8, 2017
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  12. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

    You realize how much of a shithead you have to be to get kicked out of a retail store?
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Jul 8, 2017
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  13. Spork

    Spork Well-Known Member

    He was banned from the Charlottesville Target the week it opened because he was using the sign. When management told him to leave he ignored them, causing the police to be called.

    Chris saw the cops moving towards him and ran, which resulted in the cops dog piling him. He was cuffed and taken to the station, but his parents paid bail and the court case was dropped.

    This was all after he was banned from Wal-Mart a month prior.
     
    Spork, Jul 8, 2017
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  14. Glaive

    Glaive Cyber Tzar Staff Member Administrator Moderator

    "Chris stop walking around carrying the physical equivalent of a Craig's List personal ad. Also stop self-incriminating yourself in your little stories.

    Regards,

    Your Mum"

    Sometimes I forget that Barb actually did have the sense to step in and correct the 'tism on the rare occasion when she was aware of what Chris was doing. Obviously not enough times.

    And not anymore though now that she's been going downhill.
     
    Glaive, Jul 8, 2017
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  15. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

    All the great artists throughout history were censured by their mothers, right?
     
    YamchasOnlyFan, Jul 8, 2017
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  16. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

    i hope barb dies painfully for what she did

    literally worse than saddam / josh
     
    Kong, Jul 8, 2017
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  17. Corgi

    Corgi Friendly Forum Fiend Staff Member Moderator

    Mommy knows best. :barbage:
     
    Corgi, Jul 8, 2017
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  18. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

    Was it at a Target or Wal-Mart where security confronted him about the sign, then when a police officer was called to the scene, Chris hid the sign and was all "Pshhh, what sign? I don't have a sign!", and security was just like "You know what? Whatever, just GTFO!"
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Jul 8, 2017
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  19. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

    Wonder if he got aroused being at the bottom of that jerkcop dog pile.
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Jul 8, 2017
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  20. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

    It was a McD's in a Wal-Mart - that's where we get B-Manajerk and Merried Seinor Comic
     
    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704, Jul 8, 2017
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