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You know, this update kind of reminds me of one time way back in 2013 when I was just getting introduced to Chris. I think this was when Chris was into the tomgirl thing and trying to make himself appeal to lesbians and get involved with the gay culture near him. I played guitar and wrote some a few songs (none of them were really any good) and I bought a keyboard on a whim and started playing around with Garageband without having much of an idea of what I was doing.

Anyways, what ended up happening is that I wrote a song as a joke for Chris to sing over. I was quite a bit of a ween at the time and I wanted to become a troll who was respected by the good people at Kiwi Farms. So, what I did was I created a lesbian song inspired by a manga I was reading at the time which featured a sample from MLP. My plan was to get Chris to record a vocal take for the song by recording a video and sending it to me (or something). In my mind, I thought that a video of him singing a song like this would be the funniest thing ever.

But, Chris never responded to my messages asking him to sing the song, and Waterman didn't want to ask him to sing the song. So, I ended up recording the vocals using a voice that was originally a parody of Christine's voice, but then became something different.

So, essentially, Chris, lesbians, and MLP inspired me to create this song. After I created this song I started focusing a lot on my keyboard, and for a time I was experimenting with making really cringy music videos. It was a weird period in my life.

Still, sometimes I wonder what would have happened if Chris had actually agreed to sing the song, probably exactly what happened with the Bluebird thing. I think I still have the stems on my computer, but the audio is crap because I didn't know anything about mixing and I exported the stems as MP3 files instead of WAV files.

 

THESE ANIMATORS ARE MAKIN' ME THOISTY!

 

I doubt this will last. He's probably breaking some term of service. But the fact that one has to give Chris money to see the new content is irritating as all fuck. I guess we can use weens as the fall guys for this considering the non-interference policy most of his followers have.

What's this?

 

He's going after two waifus at the same time it seems. The thirst shall never be quenched.

 

Can't wait for the inevitable crash and burn.

 

A car has to be moving to crash.

 

In this case it is more of the bottom dropping out from under chris and a fiery temper tantrum to follow.

 

Well we can add 'naming things' to the list of things Chris sucks at.

 

That's been on the table since The High School Story. Terrah LeAnne Yowman of Menchi-Nasu High, anyone?

 

I completely forgot about that one.

 

He's an expert. Tries to dye his hair blue and it comes out green.

 

Yeah, and he even thinks it's blue.

 

This is what Chris actually believes.

 

*green hair *bigger moobs