4/14 EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE

Since Chris doesn't understand how apologies or negotiations work, I think he would start off apologizing for calling Cole lazy, then demand that Cole help them out. With these demands, he will probably say something along the lines of, "If you don't accept my apology and help us out, then you're a bigger bully than Pmurt."

 

But because heaven forbid Christine has to apologize for anything, it'll be worded like "Although your complete lack of support for our mother angered me, I apologize for what I said to you in anger. Now please prove your worth by accepting my generous apology and giving us money, which we need in these desperate times [insert Pmurt tangent here]."

 

Wow. And she's wearing the 400 dollar gold necklace too. I hope their power goes out. I really hope it does.

 

I actually wonder what will happen to Barb's body after she does die. If a service is held I Imagine weens sitting in and offering their condolences.

 

You just know there will be at least one douche nozzle who will try to JULAY it up. Hopefully they'll be tazed.

 

Could be Psycho-esque. Chris is pretty much like Norman Bates just creepier and more socially awkward. All he needs at this point is to open the Chandler B&B, attract some weary travelers and possible sweethearts.

 

And attract the attention of the health department.

 

Yeah but there will be at least one ultra-ween who stands up as if to make a speech but then just starts reciting Bob Walks In.

 

God, I hope so. I'd even be cool with Chris pepper spraying that ween in the face.

 

Concidering that a bare bones funeral costs about $5,000.00 and chris being inept in stressful situations, I see a set of crapped pants and barb put in a hole with a rock for a marker.

 

Chris will auction off Barb's worthless shit on ebay to pay for the funeral expenses if there isn't any of Bob's stuff left.

 

Nah, Chris will start screeching in every social outlet about his mom's death to beg people to cover the funeral costs and then to take care of him forever and ever.
Bad family and all, it's all what he had in the world so with his mom gone he will simply crash and break.

 

But will her coffin weigh 10 tonnes?

 

I wonder if the "looking to buy all of bob's clothes" guy is still taking.

It's not the perfect method, but...

 

Dude, perfect!

1) Set Chris's video to mute.
2) Set Chris's video to 2x speed.
3) Get ready for your sides to go into orbit.

EDIT: I appreciate the "likes", but @Another Fellow is the true hero here.

 

Can't help them if they keep buying toys and hoard. A social worker might be of help, if they weren't so stubborn.

 

That looked like a hostage video and the music makes it ever more weird. I feel like at this point the Barb and Chris are like a real life creepypasta.

 

didn't he say he got rid of that pepper spray though?

 

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_Chris's_lies

Chris says a lot of things.

 

That his true, but if chris pepper sprayed that ween, he would be slapped with another assault charge