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Phil Creates a Sequel to the old "Daddy Rape Day" Lie

Discussion in 'ADF (Phillip Haskins DeLici)' started by Aesthetic, Apr 14, 2017.

  1. Aesthetic

    Aesthetic v a p o r

    This time it involves knives.

    phil lying again.png
     
    Aesthetic, Apr 14, 2017
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  2. Foulmouth

    Foulmouth Suck my cock you faggots

    "I capped him in the testicles"
    Is phil saying he shot his dad in the balls or is it just usual potato bullshit ?
    Or did he mistype "cupped him in the testicles" ?, seems more likely, I could see phil groping his dad.
     
    Foulmouth, Apr 14, 2017
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  3. Aesthetic

    Aesthetic v a p o r

    I interpreted this as tardspeak for kicking.
     
    Aesthetic, Apr 14, 2017
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  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    Shit That Totally Happened: Volume 9001
     
    ToroidalBoat, Apr 14, 2017
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  5. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

    huh did he delete this or was it just flagged private?
     
    Princess Celestia, Apr 14, 2017
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  6. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

    Phil talking about his dad is like listening to a little kid make up ridiculous feats of heroism about their dad, just in reverse. Just as true, though.
     
    Hellblazer, Apr 14, 2017
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  7. Foulmouth

    Foulmouth Suck my cock you faggots

    Normal kid - "Yeah, well my dad could beat up your dad"
    The human potato - "Yeah,well,umm, I could beat up my dad.And he totally raped me that time"
     
    Foulmouth, Apr 14, 2017
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  8. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

    You know this whole thing is ironic because Phil's dad has accepted the whole tans thing better than any other of his family members. Sure his dad left him and his mom, but when they finally reconnected he seemed pretty chill with fathering a tranny. Guess he just needs a Cis white man to blame things on, especially his own hatred.
     
    Princess Celestia, Apr 15, 2017
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  9. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

    The world stands in solidarity with Angelo.

    Anyone who doesn't is at best a useful idiot.
     
    Very Honest Content, Apr 15, 2017
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  10. Goddessoftheshire

    Goddessoftheshire Bitch Supreme

    Was his father gonna cut him like a salmon?
     
    Goddessoftheshire, Apr 17, 2017
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  11. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

    Maybe there's an element of truth to it? He and his dad were in the kitchen and his dad picked up a knife and joked that he was gonna slice his throat. Phil, not being able to take a joke, runs away screaming while his dad just shrugs and shouts that he was kidding.
     
    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704, Apr 17, 2017
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