YT 4/7 - Sonic Totem and More

Man, it seems like the Chandlers really are hurting for money if he's selling off Christorical artifacts.

 

Huh. I always assumed it was made out of clay, but the way he's moving it around and the noise it makes when he pats it, I'm starting to think it's just a bit of cardboard tube with some papier-mâché stuck on the outside.
Learn something every day in this place.

 

Nah, it's CRAYOLA FUCKIN MODEL MAGIC AND ACRYLIC PAINT

 

Ahh, ok. It looks super light is all. I did some work with earthenware clay in college, and I always thought it might be something like that, but that stuff is pretty heavy, and Chris is lifting the totem one-handed without any trouble.




This is how I spend my Friday nights now.

 

Hey, Chris is super strong. Remember the pop can video?

 

I momentarily forgot that he is, of course, able to lift a GRAND NUMBER OF POUNDS.

 

oh it is..

 

Lol, funniest part of that was the Kacey conversation later.

Chrs: I can lift, like, 50 pounds! Have you seen my video?

Kacey: Yeah, I lift 100 pound boxes on a daily basis at my job.

 

I would actually consider buying this if it wasn't so ludicrously expensive

 

He had to lift his dog house! That thing had to weight like five, ten tonnes!

 

Pretty soon, Chris is going to sell some of his shit for...

 

Given how often his homemade amiibos fell apart in transit back when Chris was selling them, I fear for the ultimate fate of the totem should some ween troll Chris by buying it right away. I'm worried that its evil powers will be released once it breaks.

 

That roll of fat he has to hide mid- video holy kek.

It's kind of strange he finally acknowledges this thing. So far it was just this eerie entity that sat on the side during Chris' most deranged moments, silently watching it all...

Also, I don't think it would survive shipping either, unless it was put in a much larger box and every empty space filled with foam pellets or tissue paper or something else soft.

I think the sole act of paying Tubby 1500 bucks for that thing would do that to any person, with no need for black magic or curses of any kind.

 

See, if Chris was smart (I know, LOL) he would have started it at much lower bid. This is actually something many people want to buy and if eBay has taught me anything, it's that popular items with low starting bids usually end with a lot of money because people become invested in bidding on it over and over. It could have been funny to see this thing start at $10 and gradually grow to probably $1500 on its own as people kept uping their bids.

On the other hand, I have a foreboding sense of dread for whoever ends up with it. This is the kind of shit that creepypastas come from.

 

What would most likely happen is a ween would put in an enormous bid and it would have to be relisted. Another ween would do the same thing and the process would repeat.

 

I think he reads the cwcki.club

 

Funny how we joked about Chris selling the sanic totem next for an over-inflated price.

Also we finally get some background on that... thing.

 

And now we wait.