HBO's OZ

Available to watch on amazon prime or other streaming networks, this is a thread for anything and everything related to the wonderful world of Emerald City

 

Back in my weeb days I was stupid enough to be nice to this one chick on an anime forum who then proceeded to try her damn-est to get me to read this erotic yaoi manga she was obsessed with. Apparently the Japanese woman who made it was a big fan of OZ and - deciding it didn't contain enough gay sex for her liking - proceeded to rectify that issue.

She sent me these... panels. Let's just say it was one of those porn mangas that liked to show the "internal" shit.

 

No! I've been in this shithole for over a year and I ain't ever taken it up the ass!

 

Got a name, tough guy?

 

I'm not like Hernandez or Guerra. They're spics, old-school thugs. Me, I'm a businessman. I like Armani suits, I surf the net.

 

God comes to visit me every once in a while, actually more than I'd like, but he's god. What can I say, that I'm busy, that I'm in the shower? He knows.

 

Well, it was a hierarchy, even among the gods. Mercury was lesser than Apollo, Apollo lesser than Zeus. Now, you run your cellblock and you think you're a god. Glynn runs the whole prison, he thinks he's a greater god. Well, guys, I am Zeus. I am omnipotent. I must be obeyed...or my thunderbolts will strike.

 

How do you keep that hat on your head, velcro ?

 

"You don't have to have a dick to be gay. You just have to have a mouth to suck dick."

 

I feel so fucking bad for Peter Schibetta

 

You know, I always wondered. Was Adebisi's dick bigger than mine? You be the judge.

 

You got 10 minutes to get your hands off my dick

 

I would like it there

 

I'm very conflicted with James Robson

 

Oz was one of my favorite HBO shows, second only to The Sopranos.