FB 3/1 - Selling Bob's stamp collection (3/2 - Chris bought toys afterwards)

The $68 is in gross sales, right? As in what people paid him for the merchandise, not his net profit, how much money he has after all is said and done.
He got people to pay him 68 bucks, but he had to spend a few bucks shipping everything.
About 50 bucks in net profit is about right (for reference, when you go to the store and buy something, their net profit is between 5-10%)

 

Yeah, gross sales.

He sold ten stamps by that point. So he had $17.75 left over after buying toys, divided by the orders he sold, and it's $1.78 in revenue per order to cover shipping costs. I guess he had less than $10 after his expenses/toys.

People bought a few more stamps after, so I'm sure that money's going straight to toys, too.

 

What this means is that there was an extra bill to be paid or Barb needed money for her bills, meaning that Chris' toy money for the month was already gone and Chris probably needs a toy "hit" to get him through the month.

 

It's like he's got some sort of chronic addiction. Godbear have mercy.

 

I don't begrudge anyone a little luxury, especially when you have to deal with Barb everyday.

 

Chris always does things that are almost kind of smart, then his ego kicks in and screws everything up.

 

Bob owned a gun? since when?

 

Bob owned a collection of fully automatic assault rifles.
He used to store them with his klan hood and robes.

 

There was a rumor that Bob owned a hunting rifle and a revolver - I don't think the rumor was ever proven.

 

would be interesting to see if it was true or not. Bob being a vet, i wouldn't be surprised if he did. i wonder what Chris would do if he ever got a hold of something like that?

 

Is there a limit to how many times the universe will allow us to use the phrase "shit his pants and do nothing"? Because, if so, I feel like we're getting close.

 

chances are if he ever did own a gun, chris would have tried to sell it long ago.

 

Fixed.

 

The more likely outcome would be chris pulling the trigger, startled by loud noise, shits himself, burns down the house again.

 

If Chris found Bob's gun, he'd sell it on eBay for $20. Then he would try to sell his own NES Zapper for $10K.

 

With eBay kicking him off the site immediatle due to there strict no guns policy. Followed by insufferable whineing about LGTB 2nd amendment rights being violated.

 

He is a child in a man's body. One day, I hope he gets serious help.

 

Chris has now spent all of his stamp money on toys.

He wiped out most of his profit on Ebay a few days ago, then finished it off by buying Lego Worlds today. According to Amazon, that game was released today and costs $30.