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Well, she did get him to admit that he loved the idea of being waited on hand and foot and fed until the fat fuck couldn't move.

 

Wasn't that just appealing to her fetish?

 

That's my idea. Just saying, Chris has done worse in the hopes of attracting a sweetheart.

 

Maybe. But Chris did seem to take an unhealthy relish in the idea of her getting all of her sexual jollies while he didn't even have to get it up, just feed his fat face. Remember the post-breakup photo that he posted, seemingly pushing his gut out even more than usual as he stuffed himself with cake and ice cream at a My Little Pony screening, while screaming in caption, 'THIS! RIGHT HERE!! COULD HAVE BEEN HERS!!!'...?

 

When you Google 'chris chan' the top suggestion bar refers to him as 'Christian Weston Chandler - musical artist'.

Yeah, that's... certainly one way to describe him.

 

Already?!

(2010s were a blur yet again)

 

I'm actually not that surprised, considering Google also thinks that Brian Peppers was a "musical artist".

Spoiler: Yes, this Brian Peppers

 

What if "musical artist" is a more polite way to say "lolcow"?

 

Many of them have at least dabbled in it.
Who else remembers JustinRPG?

 

RESHIRAAAAAAAAAAAAM

 

I remember him fondly. I actually almost got an internship at his special school he went to, I just didn't have a car at the time to get there so I wasn't able to and the bus didn't go that far. Basically, in order to get admitted to that special school, you have to be pretty damn exceptional, like the autistic of the autistics.

 

And actual celebrities in music can be somewhat odd.

 

Kanye West is just Chris with musical talent.
There's even a photo of him wearing the Classic and posing with a bear.

 

Yet West didn't incest his mom.

As I said, only CWC can be CWC.

 

I have a question myself:

What will happen to all those toys and games and LEGO sets he accumulated over the years? Will they auction them off or put them in police lockup or something? I know that many police departments sell items that criminals owned in police auctions.

 

Barb still owns the house so it would be up to Barb or whomever is making decisions for Barb if she's incapacitated
IDK if Chris really owns anything of value other than his vehicles and maybe some electronics
the various toys he has might not be worth anything compared to vehicles or other valuables, so it's likely his stuff would just get thrown out instead of being sold off

 

oh yeah, those things of value are probably not really valuable even the games which have gone up in price because he doesn't take care of his games at all and not to mention he likes modifying his toys and stuff which decreases the value.

 

And that's just assuming that his game consoles such as his GameCube and PSP (which already had their value decreased with all the Sonichu crap plastered on them) actually survived the house fire of 2014.

 

Definitely, and even if they did, the smoke still probably damaged them somewhat even if they still work technically

 

Considering the condition his stuff is in I doubt it’s worth much to any collector. I wouldn’t be surprised if his aunt and uncle (who were taking care of Barb) threw out a lot of it already.