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  1. Sexual Tyrannosaurus
    Sexual Tyrannosaurus ToroidalBoat
    Ok look. I'm not saying you need to get a whole clowder of cats (which you should, tbh fam,) I just think you should get a cat. You enjoyed cat sitting and the cat didn't hate you. You'd probably be a very nice cat dad/mom/person/parental unit/legal guardian.
  2. Cyan
    Cyan Glaive
    Happy Friday, Glaive.
  3. Cyan
    Cyan Liquid Squirtle
    Hi, Liquid.
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    2. Liquid Squirtle
      Liquid Squirtle
      Ayyy Cyan, long time no see! Nice to see you've made it one step further towards being a CPU Goddess and made your name even more cyan.
      Dec 3, 2021 at 7:06 PM
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    3. Cyan
      Cyan
      And I couldn't have done it without the help of my-- aww, hell. Sexual Tyrannosaurus did it for me.
      Dec 3, 2021 at 7:24 PM
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  4. ToroidalBoat
    ToroidalBoat Cyan
    congrats on getting promoted

    wait when did that happen? :confused:
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    3. Cyan
      Cyan
      You mean like a... CPU Goddess???
      Dec 3, 2021 at 3:32 PM
    4. king koi
      king koi
      With the recent insanity in Chris crap this seems like a great thing, grats
      Dec 3, 2021 at 11:14 PM
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    5. ToroidalBoat
      ToroidalBoat
      Cyan and red are opposite colors, so there's some contrast there.
      Dec 5, 2021 at 2:22 AM
  5. Cyan
    Cyan twatter
    I like your avatar, very festive.
  6. king koi
    king koi twatter
    Welcome to the dead zone
    1. ToroidalBoat
      ToroidalBoat
      that's an odd way to spell "fun zone"
      Nov 29, 2021
  7. Cyan
    Cyan
    I love cats. Love every kind of cat. I just want to hug all of them but I can't hug every cat.
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    2. Cyan
      Cyan
      I think we wouldn't have domesticated them and then they'd be a completely different animal.
      Nov 26, 2021
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    3. ToroidalBoat
      ToroidalBoat
      The venomous spiny cats would still be friendly with people like they are IRL, they'd still meow, and they'd still like playing and napping and doing cat stuff.
      Nov 26, 2021
    4. Cyan
      Cyan
      I've had a spiny poisonous pet before so I might, but I still doubt most of humanity would have made pets out of something that hurt them whenever they touched them.
      Nov 26, 2021
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  8. Cyan
    Cyan ToroidalBoat
    After you get a cat I need to borrow it for an undisclosed amount of time.
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  9. ToroidalBoat
    ToroidalBoat Cyan
    Who's that in the avatar you're using?
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    2. {o}P ii
      {o}P ii
      It’s Kengle
      Nov 25, 2021
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    3. Cyan
      Cyan
      It's an underground mental hoe.
      Nov 25, 2021
    4. ToroidalBoat
      ToroidalBoat
      I read that as "underground metal hoe".

      An anime personification of a gardening tool...
      Nov 26, 2021
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  10. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704
    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704
    happy augh yeah day
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    2. ToroidalBoat
      ToroidalBoat
      poor turkey birbs
      Nov 24, 2021
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    3. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704
      ICanFeelTheCosmos0704
      I once knew a hunter who shot a turkey birb for Thanksgiving meal - augh yeah fresh meat
      Nov 24, 2021
    4. ToroidalBoat
      ToroidalBoat
      [rates Feels]
      Nov 25, 2021
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  11. ToroidalBoat
    ToroidalBoat {o}P ii
    I remember you from KF.

    You used a "Farnsworth In The Angry Dome" GIF avatar, IIRC.

    (also welcome to club)
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  12. Joshua Cjöcker Moon
    1. {o}P ii
      {o}P ii
      Best drip in the lolcow community
      Nov 24, 2021
  13. ToroidalBoat
    ToroidalBoat Wordsworth
    welcome to club

    not much going on here
  14. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704
    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704
    sherbet cats
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    2. Cyan
      Cyan
      Sorbet cats?
      Nov 22, 2021
    3. ToroidalBoat
      ToroidalBoat
      with cats orange and white are manly colors

      meanwhile calico or tortie are girly colors
      Nov 23, 2021
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  15. Cyan
    Cyan
    By the way I am pro-obnoxiously early Christmas season. You can't escape the eggnog.
    1. ToroidalBoat
      ToroidalBoat
      huzzah for the feast of the nog of the egg
      Nov 20, 2021
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      Nov 22, 2021
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  16. Cyan
    Cyan
    Real talk Thanksgiving is the worst holiday.
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    3. ToroidalBoat
      ToroidalBoat
      I still think it can be good for gatherings.

      Also that bread stuffing > turkey meat.
      Nov 20, 2021
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    4. One Too Many
      One Too Many
      I agree, every other holiday pales in comparison to the Feast of the Nog.
      Nov 20, 2021
    5. Cyan
      Cyan
      @ToroidalBoat Actually nothing compares to a fried turkey leg but that's what county faires and flea markets are for.
      Nov 20, 2021
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  17. Cyan
    Cyan
    I am slowly realizing my true identity as Liquid CPU BlueHeart. Behold my goddess powers.
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    2. Cyan
      Cyan
      But like I'm successful and beautiful and not a rapist, just so we're clear.
      Nov 17, 2021
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    3. king koi
      king koi
      You missed the chance to claim cpuCyanHeart
      Nov 18, 2021
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    4. Cyan
      Cyan
      I'm that too, but I like to keep things simple.
      Nov 18, 2021
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  18. Kong
    Kong ToroidalBoat
    you should get an entire party of cats
    1. ToroidalBoat
      ToroidalBoat
      healer cat
      mage cat
      knight cat
      ninja cat
      Nov 16, 2021
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  19. Count Olaf
    Count Olaf
    Currently shorthanded on henchmen. Even the Freaks went on strike, which is odd because I thought they were dead. Oh well.
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  20. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704
    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 ToroidalBoat
    fuzzy alien babies
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    2. ToroidalBoat
      ToroidalBoat
      they make the strangest noise when talking

      sounds something like "meow"
      Nov 13, 2021
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